kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

meatsimulator:

ndiecity:

meyerum:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

thetinytiredcatigrapher:

I seemed to have forgotten to post this one

dankmemeuniversity:

gold:

me in November

me in December

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

parishitme:

assgod:

parishitme:

its illegal to hate britney spears

when fandoms start creating their own laws

this is god’s law, not mine

lizardcister:

deadbadmcrmemes:

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped

largecoin:

me online:

me irl: